Pickling

The practice of inserting a pickle in ones assorted orafices in order to cure venereal disease.

Bob: Hey Joe, your being a douche, what's up your ass?

joe: Sorry Bob, don't mind me. I'm pickling. That hooker gave me the clap.

by Werd smif December 12, 2014

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Fanny Packing

The act of storing a cell phone with a google map app in your fanny pack while having sex. The app keeps track of speed, distance and duration for you.

I was fanny packing this past weekend and it was fantastic.

by FancyNance August 31, 2011

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When a rugby player or any other human passed out related to intoxication.. Pack their asshole with peanut butter.

Tools Need: Kitchen spatula, bulk size peanut butter, and human rectum. Optional: yellow cleaning rubber gloves for sanitation purposes.

Instructions: Depants him/her exposing their rectum. With kitchen spatula, accumulate a large amount of peanut butter on said kitchen spatula. If accomplice is available, don yellow gloves and generously spread the poor bastards ass cheeks, allowing to full exposure of spatula and peanut butter to anus region and spongy flesh (aka packing their ass with peanut butter). Clean up all evidence and leave the premasice. Ensure embarrassment there after/photography is encouraged and welcomed. Submit your evidence at www.yougotpacked.com

Hey, that guy is passed out over there.. We gotta do a packing and pack his assshole with some extra chunky Jiff.

by Left Eye Lopez December 14, 2013

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Pankaking

Rubbing someone in their sexual parts, while having a blood-filled erected Penis.(see Boner)

Joe: I pankaked my grandma.

Joan: What is wrong with you?

Rob, Halle, and Jess: (Laughing)

Kaitlyn: What's pankaking?

by Money Making Pimp January 9, 2012

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Pickling

Lying in a tub full of urine for the purposes of self-cleansing.

1) Good gym sesh bro, I'm going to hit the showers and catch a quick pickle

2) I like to relax at night by lighting a few candles and lying in the tub for a long pickling

by squanch_tanamo_bay July 7, 2018

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