Rainbow Patrol

Someone homo-sexual in the military.

Girl 1: That guy was hot, think he would go on a date with me?

Girl 2: No he's gay.

Girl 1: Oh must be tough being in the military.

Girl 2: He's in the Rainbow Patrol.

by xMoonRazorx February 24, 2011

Bug Patrol

it means freakin out or goin nuts aka buggin out

yo that dudes on bug patrol

by jj heartless June 18, 2011

Hell Patrol

The group of sad sack janitors that have to clean up after a large event, preferably a food festival that has very greasy food.

"Sorry, I don't have an appetite, I was just on Hell Patrol"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Puss Patrol

(n) 1. Using an online game service (e. Call of Duty 4 multiplayer) to hunt down less experienced players/players who use dirty tricks or lowball tactics to win a game. The term applies mostly to the latter of the two types of players mentioned.

"Eric and I went on puss patrol last night.. we smoked mad bitches like it ain't no thang, then got banned for making lewd suggestions with our AK-47's.."

by Christopher Black April 30, 2008

cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010

dusk patrol

Working your ass off all day so you can leave at 4:00pm and ski tour until the sun goes down.

Roxanne, it's dumping up there. Let's leave early for a dusk patrol and ski some pow!

by mmarmar July 14, 2016

taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011