cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010

Hell Patrol

The group of sad sack janitors that have to clean up after a large event, preferably a food festival that has very greasy food.

"Sorry, I don't have an appetite, I was just on Hell Patrol"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Patriot Patrol

In the video game Grand Theft Auto IV you steal the hummer with the US flag style paint job, drive down the sidewalk, and run over as many people as possible. The vehicle can also be used to ram and destroy as many other cars, lamp post, fire hydrants and prostitutes as possible.

NOTE: this is a VIDEO GAME and I in no way mean to encourage anyone to steal, destroy, or kill.

Sweet! I found a hummer.. time for some patriot patrol!!

by GTA IV Patriot March 5, 2011

Bug Patrol

it means freakin out or goin nuts aka buggin out

yo that dudes on bug patrol

by jj heartless June 18, 2011

thot patrol

When Gus and Matt and Nate roam the hallways of JHHS and the town clearing us from THOTS

ME: BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP.... Hello Boys? I need thot patrol asap on the rotunda.
GUS,MATT,NATE: On It!

by WETHEBESTTHOTPATROL September 9, 2018

Web Patrol

Most Profitable Single Team on OSRS

Oh shits its web patrol cut the web

by WebPatrolRS February 10, 2020

dusk patrol

Working your ass off all day so you can leave at 4:00pm and ski tour until the sun goes down.

Roxanne, it's dumping up there. Let's leave early for a dusk patrol and ski some pow!

by mmarmar July 14, 2016