Porn tree

During the heat of the summer or, occasionally, those rare cold moments in Las Vegas when undesirable conditions happen outside, the local porn vendors forego standing outside pushing their little cards and instead cram their literature into all the helpless limbs of the local foliage,then proceed to take refuge inside the climate controlled goodness. Thus creating the "porn tree".

"man it's hot out here".
"ya, but at least the porn trees are in full bloom".

by slick ass February 20, 2009

under the tree

an expression to describe when someone disses another and the victim is incapable of a comeback.

I left that bitch under the tree when she didn't thank me for opening the first door, so I let go of the second door and it hit her in the face.
damn yo, he left yo salty ass under the tree when he took your girl upstairs

by shsthaniel April 9, 2010

hippy tree

a sticker that you put up in random places.

dude i wonder how they got that hippy tree sticker there.

ya i know man its crazy!

by yeeeparty December 27, 2009

tree boxing

stalking behaviour,spying .trying to hide behind a tree, pole, watching somebody , with arms tucked in
usaually girlfriend, boyfriend

that bitch had me so fucked up i was tree boxing outside her house at 3:00 in the morning to see who she came home with

by mike(the mighty) quinn June 28, 2008

Tree-Fiddy!

$3.50

Dammit, monster, I ain't givin' you no tree-fiddy!

by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011

bears in trees

a very snazzy dirtbag boyband that i love very much.

they consist of: iain - vocals, lyrics + bass; nick - guitar + lyrics; callum - ukulele, piano + vocals; and george - drums + production

DEFINITELY GO LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC <333

person 1: i listen to bears in trees!!

person 2: omg??? you must be so swag, they're amazing

by kindasage July 3, 2021

Fuck tree

A tree selected in the woods where a person or many people go to have unprotected drug induced sex.

Hey bobby lets got to the fuck tree

by AssGraberStump March 30, 2015