Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.

Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hours… someone tell him to land the plane.”

by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025

Plane

When you helicopter so fast you start to levitate with your dih.

I planed to Africa!

by Skibidy sigma April 2, 2025

Planeful

A bad experience dealing with airports and airlines, from heavy traffic to lack of parking, to interminable lines to check in or get through security, to delayed and cancelled flights, to obnoxious flight attendants , to drunken assholes on the flight and, when all is said and done, lost luggage.

Jim flies for a living but said yesterday was the most planeful experience he’d had in ten years

by AuburnBoy August 26, 2023

Night plane

The angel of death, the flying tank, the AC-130.

"You see this radio right here? I'm talking to the night plane. You may kill us but the night plane will kill you."

by XercesDeftones January 1, 2024

plane bang

Gang bang on plane, this isn't going to happen on your commercial aircraft , not even in first class. You have to be invited to the plane bang

Gary canceled every plane bang of next year , said he's selling his plane due to global warming.

by Fat horchata boy April 18, 2022

plane jewus

Some Guy who is very sus

Hey it’s plane Jewus

by Bigcockass97 October 9, 2021

plane steamer

A shit taken on an Airplane. One that really stinks up the whole cabin!

I just dropped a plane steamer and they had to land the plane!

by thegreginc March 15, 2021