Dicked On

To have the absolute shit kicked out of you

Jeff: Hey man whats with all the bruises.

David: I got "Dicked On" in a fight last night.

Jeff: That sucks man.

by ZStan September 1, 2009

dicks on a plate

any variation of a sausage dish

Mom: Honey, breakfast is ready

Son: What is it, mom?

Mom: Scrambled eggs and sausages

Son: AKA dicks on a plate, huh?

Mom: You watch your tone mister

by IheartSausages February 5, 2010

Dicked On

Getting dicked on is when you go home to visit your mom and she tells you to do the dishes. Instead of actually doing the dishes, you fucking kill her.

Johnny: "Aye bro how was your visit last night at your mom's house?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Yeah bro, I got totally fucking dicked on."
Johnny: "Oh shit is she fucking okay?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Nah son, that bitch is fuckin' dead."

by Cuckashi January 29, 2019

Dicking on

Although the term may sound like you are making fun of someone. It actually is the meaning of taking someone’s side frequently. As if you are giving that person a blowjob.

“Stop dicking on nick!”

by Noobslayler42 May 24, 2021

Dicks on the dollar

Not a lot of money for the job, one might as well put dicks on the dollars.

I made dicks on the dollar for that job...

by Thatguyorsomething March 24, 2023