obsessive come-post-it disorder

When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.

Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!

by james digler October 1, 2012

I’m obsessed with tvd

Go get therapy now cause I’m obsessed too

Girl 1: I’m obsessed with tvd.

Girl 2: what’s tvd?

Girl 1: The vampire diaries duh.

Girl 2: go get therapy.

by vcidsprkr November 27, 2020

Obsessed

A term that many people now use when to describe their emotions when they really like a particular product and find themselves thinking about it and enjoying using it.

"I'm obsessed with the new Japanese restaurant downtown and ate there twice this week."

"I'm obsessed with how my lips look with this new lip gloss on them."

"I'm obsessed with the Birkenstocks that we saw yesterday and am going to go buy a pair."

by slayadragon May 9, 2022

Taylor swift obsession

a taylor swift obsession is when you’re obsessed with taylor swift and would do anything for her. for example, when you hear a word from her song used in a basic sentence you’ll start singing it, when you see the number 13 or see anything related to taylor swift you’ll think of her and when you think of going to the eras tour you’ll start crying

“your taylor swift obsession is getting a bit out of hand. what’s so special about her anyway?”
“excuse you? everything.”

by foreverwinter February 11, 2024

Obsession

It isn't a fucking obsession.

Hym "You are demonizing one and fucking disproportionately the other. And when I point that out... You gaslight me by obfuscating what constitutes a relationship. That isn't obsession. That's you being a piece of shit. And you doing that is why just murder the kids and kill yourself. You can't be reasoned with. You don't care about what is true or not. Which is why I am a staunch advocate for both school shootings and global genocide. We just need to hit the cosmic reset button."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

Post Session Obsession

When you become obsessed with a female after being on a session with them.

“Do I love her? Or is it just Post Session Obsession?”

by 26Reebo October 18, 2020

SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

The SGOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez. Who is affected by this obsession thinks that if a singer can’t do great vocals she can’t be a singer. Patients with this serious diagnosis focus more on her than they have to with their idols. This disorder is usually found in many Pop Canadian Singer stans and his wife stans (yes incredible! they have stans), Arianators & Lovatics. The only cure to this serious obsession is trying to focus on their favs business and leave the talented mrs Selena Marie Gomez alone.

toxic arianator: thank u, next and 7 rings outsold Seltuna’s whole discography
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

by fetishgio August 24, 2020