own3d

- Total defeat/beatdown or domination by a n00b or l337 or something that is weak. usually in unbalanced circumstances in PC games or other competitive activites

- (in CS)you had an AWP, he had a pistol and you just got own3d!
- That midget own3d your ass
- That test own3d me

by pokpok March 18, 2003

Owened

A fusion of the words Owen and owned. Generally speaking, the result of one individual being completely wrong in any given situation and someone else (either named Owen, or with Owenesque qualities) calling them out on it, thus exposing the individual's lack of knowledge, and surplus of foolishness. Can also be used to expose lack of skill, wit, and/or anywhere else the word owned could be used.

Robert: Hey guys! Have you heard of Sacred 2?
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows, which I do happen to have installed on a partition on my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*

by -ONEis- March 31, 2009

ford owners

A secret gay society ran by a mount druit man.

Ford owners like to pleasure men sexually.

by The big mamoo December 29, 2013

Beneficial owner of a popsicle

The person who opens the wrapper of a popsicle.

As beneficial owner of a popsicle, I would need to be wary of those who would like to give my popsicle a haircut. They might try a shark-bite to avoid my back-ice.

by Ace Binkley December 8, 2005

subaru owner

(noun) people who yell at teenagers who lack helmets whilst mounted on bicycles, people who refuse to celebrate christmas simply because it involves cutting down trees, and people who can not make u-turns

Emily: I'm pretty sure that sign said NO u-turns.
Jenna: What a subaru owner

by we're strictly beemers December 24, 2011

Own3d by cat

1. When your recording a video and your cat happens towalk by, and all the comments to your video are:"I like the cat" or other cat tings meaning they could care less about what yoou where doing.

2. When you go to pet your cat and it hisses and ownz you.

1. p1: The best part is the cat lol
p2: awwww that cat is so cute
p3: Own3d by Cat lolz XD

2. Me: Damn all i did was pet you
Cat: Own3d!

by pseudonyman August 20, 2008

Discord Owner Day

December 12th is Discord Owner Day, the day that any server owner is allowed to harass, this includes, but is not limited to, any moderator action such as kicking, muting, or banning any of their server members (including moderators) and no one can do anything about it.

Man Discord Owner Day is tomorrow but I still don’t have a server, I can’t come up with any good ideas.

by RabioliBoi December 11, 2020