Fitted-assist

When lighting a cig, blunt, or doobey inside a fitted hat when it's windy.

Zach: Damn bro its so fucking windy out here.
Jared: Hold on dude I got an idea *flick..flick..flick*
In unison: Ahhh fitted-assist...

by Zach-Jared June 29, 2011

Carrot fit

Trousers made for people with humongous booty and very thin legs

- See, he's wearing these carrot fit jeans
- Yea, he has few options because of his butt being a bit on the large side

by Prefrontal Cortex August 11, 2018

cringe fit

A state of mind that anyone can fall into in which an individual begins to vocalise pure comedy through unintelligible whining and hyperventilating.

Person 1: WGWKWOWWHWIWOEHWISHW
Person 2: Don't worry about felix, he's just having a cringe fit.

by bruhmomentum January 09, 2020

bitch fit

When a girl goes crazy and starts yelling.

"God, don't have a bitch fit!"

by Amanda February 09, 2005

Fitness gap

The theory whereby the more space between a females thighs (at its highest point) will result in minimal chafing and thereby a less sloppy protrusion from her female parts. Typically measured in inches, this space can be used to approximate the neatness of her vaginal parts.

Her fitness gap is easily a 2.5...Thank g/d for yoga pants

by Westjoker101 April 03, 2013

Fitted Hat

A hat(or cap) with an almost completely flat brim. Popular brands are "New Era" and "59FIFTY". They are not adjustable (hence the fitted) and usually come with gold stickers. The hat loses value if you remove the sticker. Prices range from $20-$50. Popular with gangstas.

Don't you think that fitted hat is G?

by CoolLarkin November 02, 2008

snugger fit

a snugger fit is a specially made condom for people with small wangs. usually, regular sized condoms slip off people that should be wearing a snugger fit.

whoops! my condom slipped off! looks like i need snugger fits!

by TheAntiPrincess January 22, 2004