A Ninja Kiss (NK) can only preformed by the quick of lips. A perfectly executed NK will be completely without warning, and usualy leaves the kissee breathless, confused, and horny. This is why ninjas always get the girl in the end.
by Lord Caedus April 10, 2009
A quick beer. Typically used around 5-6 PM amongst colleagues. People suggesting or agreeing to go for a ninja beer usually have the mutual understanding that one quick beer could lead to many.
John: "Hey guys, let's go for a ninja beer?"
Susan: "I actually have work to do when I get home. Well.. F*ck it; Let's go for a quick one"
Susan: "I actually have work to do when I get home. Well.. F*ck it; Let's go for a quick one"
by PinkBunny1990 March 12, 2016
A peculiar fellow, usually recognized by orange tinted sunglasses sporting a finely manicured mustache. This man prides himself by giving world class rimjob's to unsuspecting lovers or foes. Like an opportunistic hunter, he can with the blink of a fastidious eye, turn something as harmless as cuddling, spooning, or just small talk into a rimjob. His tongue is like a finely tuned instrument, a meat sinking missile if you will. He also uses this technique to quell a fight that starts out as hand to hand combat, when his eyes meet the enemy; he lures them with the flick of his magical tongue. The Rimjob Ninja is always on the hunt for a chocolate starfish, night or day.
After meeting Kelly, my man wisdom overpowered her, and I grabbed the unsuspecting little tart and gave her the mother of all rimjobs, the ancient butterfly flicker technique until her legs were shaking and she begged for mercy. Her doe eyes looked up at me, and she said, by god you are the Rimjob Ninja.
by Rimjob Ninja June 23, 2010
Someone who is riding their bicycle in dark/low visibility conditions, without a headlight or taillight. So-called because they are invisible, like a ninja.
The webcomic Yehuda Moon had a comic illustrating a bike ninja on April 14th.
The webcomic Yehuda Moon had a comic illustrating a bike ninja on April 14th.
I wasn't expecting to be out this late, so I didn't have my lights with me, and I was a bike ninja for the ride home.
When I crossed the intersection, I was almost hit by a bike ninja! Dude needs to get some lights and look where he's going.
When I crossed the intersection, I was almost hit by a bike ninja! Dude needs to get some lights and look where he's going.
by aprilstarchild May 23, 2008
A geek who is so stealthy with his geekyness that people don't suspect he is super leet out of school
Sorry dude, I'll hang out with you guys tomorrow night, I got loads of homework to do.
*Later*
Hey DarkMagus, ready to slay those Giant Solifuges?
Yeh, I almost couldn't come but luckily I maganged to get out of it, I'm a Ninja Geek
*Later*
Hey DarkMagus, ready to slay those Giant Solifuges?
Yeh, I almost couldn't come but luckily I maganged to get out of it, I'm a Ninja Geek
by changer January 29, 2006
when a guy pisses on the rim bowl of the toilet (the white space just above the water) so that it won't make a splashing noise while your peeing.
(a guy thing... i hope)
(a guy thing... i hope)
"It was like 3 in the morning and i didn't wanna wake up my parents so i just took a quick ninja piss"
by Pete Lee September 11, 2006
A very powerful, fast, and normally deadly attacking move usually sought out by ninjas in the need of harm to their foe.
To properly perform a ninja kick you must:
1. Step forward with your recessive leg.
2. Lift your dominant leg by the knee.
3. Bring your leg at an angle with power into your target.
4. Say, "Hiya! I'm a ninja!"
You can perform a fake ninja punch and follow up with a ninja kick, but never fake ninja kick and follow up with a ninja punch. Not only is your leg longer than your arm, and you will most likely miss, but punches are weaker than kicks, so your target will experience pain less than what they expected, and that is not the ninja way.
To properly perform a ninja kick you must:
1. Step forward with your recessive leg.
2. Lift your dominant leg by the knee.
3. Bring your leg at an angle with power into your target.
4. Say, "Hiya! I'm a ninja!"
You can perform a fake ninja punch and follow up with a ninja kick, but never fake ninja kick and follow up with a ninja punch. Not only is your leg longer than your arm, and you will most likely miss, but punches are weaker than kicks, so your target will experience pain less than what they expected, and that is not the ninja way.
Ninja Kick
by LWxxDark Wolf July 22, 2009