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Should I tell Neil 🙈😩
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Neil

Neil’s been through so much, but he’s only let those experiences improve him. When you trust each other, the love he shares is stronger than anyone else you’ll meet, and you’ll never regret opening up to him. Treat each other with respect and you’ll be lifelong friends, no matter what else happens.
If goon and greatness could be mashed up into one word, it’d be Neil.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
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neil cicierega

neil cicierega (also known as lemon demon) has made multiple bangers over the past 21 years, including hits such as "two trucks" and "birdfucker" (birdfucker was created under the name grapes and sunshine, and it took him two years to admit to making it. shameful.) he has a wife, ming doyle, and a child who i forgot the name of.
in my opinion, his best lyrics are "sharks exist in real life (woah!)" "skeet skeet to the tweet tweet" and "i laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat but the president never did let me back after that shit, i said, fuck you who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anywho?" (songs in order are Jaws (nature tapes), Birdfucker (no album, can be found on Youtube) and My Trains (nature tapes)
person #1: "do you know who neil cicierega is?"
person #2: "yes, he invented sharks"
by the real patrick bateman January 1, 2024
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neil<3

the best boyfriend and the most gorgeous boy ever🩵🫶 also a huge cod nerd 🫶ALSO A FUCKING FAG TOO
person 1: leonardo dicaprio is the most gorgeous person ever
person 2: no?? neil<3 is??
person 2: oh shit right sorry 😥😥
by soapman😧 January 4, 2024
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Neil

Neil is one of the best boys on the planet , hes caring , respects women , is nice to everyone. He cares a lot about his friends and would lay down his life for any of them. Neil loves all animals and will protect them at any cost. If you come across a Neil you should never let him go. The best kind of Neils are the queer ones.If you life a Neil he is not going to let you out of his life ever.
by Your mother loves me April 14, 2023
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Neil and Jessica

They are the dream couple, a couple meant to be. Two different energies always create a beautiful bond, one that everyone looks up to. People say a lot of rubbish, but against all odds, they manage to be the best couple ever
by Someone Someone Knows April 27, 2023
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Neil

Neil is one of the most shortest people you will ever meet. He is very Loyal and He will always have your back. He is super Funny and has a great sense of humor. He gets pissed off super easy and its most likely always because someone says something about his girlfriend as he is very protective of his baby girl. This dude makes a great boy freind. If you get a Neil don't let go.
Hey who is that short kid?

Oh! That tree stump? Thats neil!
by Savycookie06 October 21, 2019
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