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Naval Tortoise

A person who loves water...to the point where some people say it is obsessive. They cannot stay away from water long and typically hate on those who disrespect H2O. People often call them insane but they often beat them in water-related sports. It is believed that after a certain point they will grow fins and gills, though it is said to be theoretically impossible. It is believed they may be the future of man's aquatic evolution. Great prowess, ESP. on a water bed!
Mcgee: You see that naval tortoise
Rackman: Yeah he grew his fins last night and stole my girl this morning.
by DJ Craze October 23, 2013
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navagationist

You are a bad "navagationist"
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Natives never get along with White people at the Navajo Nation Fair
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naval face

When a face has been blown off and looks like a gaping hole of a belly button.
He's got a case of the 'naval face'.
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Abe loves Nanami
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Nasam

Nasam is a big-boobed lit-ass hoe. She's always envied for her glorious hair and seduces everyone in her path with her volumptous lips. dat ass in a whole other dimension tho. We in 3D, Nasam's ass in 8D. She's a boss ass bitch that takes no shit from anyone that gets in her way. Nasam is actually a kardashian, yet too modest to flaunt her fame. She's an astronaut and future doctor. She also has giant boobs. Everyone aspires to be a Nasam one day.
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guy #1: who dat girl she hella fine

girl #2: no one can reach her level, she's a nasam.
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nakamatsu

It's a middle name that means you have THE BIGGEST GIRTHEST LARGEST MOST ENORMOUSLY POWERFUL DICK IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!!!!!!!
That guys middle name is nakamatsu he must have a huge penis
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