Nature's Bidet

a naturally occurring spring or geyser one uses to bathe the genital and perineal areas of the body

Unhappy Camper: I forgot my toilet paper when I came to camp at Yellowstone and now i have to poop but there's only cacti to relieve the poo from my bottom. What should I do?

Local: Well you should use Nature's Bidet. Go poop on that mound over there and don't get up until 35 or 120 minutes have passed.

by Keeton1229 September 25, 2011

Nature Terrorist

When a natural disaster damages "attacks" a major goverment building.

OMG!!!!!!!!! a nature terrorist just struck Washington D.C. with a 5.8 magnitude earth quake

by Pmoneyman August 28, 2011

nature bit

A person whose life and motivations are driven by natural / environmental concerns.

My sister-in-law is on a raw foods diet ever since she became nature bit.

by tc johnson October 11, 2011

Nature Mitten

What your vagina becomes when a female places her hands between her thighs for warmth

Kelly: "Gosh it's cold out here!"
Krista: "Place them in your nature mitten."

by PiRaTiCaL WeNcH October 9, 2012

Nature's Joystick

The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.

1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.

by Spud Money August 28, 2013

naturebomb

When nature photobombs, (i.e. ruins or spoils) your picture of video.

Awe man, that eagle totally naturebombed my epic video piece!

by Frustrated Videographer November 14, 2013

Nature-dump

A nature-dump (natural dump) is the term that refers to the act of producing fecal matter in a relaxed, natural manner. Nature-dumps often take longer than normal dumps.

Benjamin had an extra long break today so he decided to take his time in the restroom and take a nature-dump.

by John Rechtman September 24, 2015