Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

Hulked a nappy

Ripped tab of nappy off when doing up clean nappy

Man i just hulked a nappy by ripping the tab of this nappy, didnt know my own strength.

by Missthng April 26, 2015

Nappy shack

A foreclosed business in Hanwell, London. The business once was a blooming place where many customers would arrive to sleep over. The prices are affordable and cheaper than other competitors. The booking is very easy as you could contact the owner or go onto the website. The business went into a downturn after a few months of operating, the customers steadily declined after a scandal where nappies were found in the tenant rooms. The attempt at saving their reputation with their partnership with Nathan's butter was not sufficient enough and caused the place to shutdown due to bankruptcy. The owner is elusive and not many people know of him, he is rumoured to be creating counterfeit nappies by hand and selling them to the local area, we know this from our proud customer and insider Milosz. It is rumored that ghosts trapped inside the nappies still wander around the halls of this place, the air is contaminated with Cheeto dust and asbestos which wards off any scavengers.

"Your council house smells like shit Maciej"
"You cant fucking talk, your house smells like Nappy shack!"

by Lester_Crest February 2, 2022

nappy town

A place where some go instead of where they should go.

I think I'm going to nappy town.

by Triptrip! August 27, 2023

Nappy Taste

When you wake up from a nap and there is an unusual taste in your mouth along with extreme dryness.

Nappy- When a nap hits so hard that one wakes up with a nappy taste in their mouth.

by WiseWizmer April 19, 2021

Nappy Cat

When a girl got a hairy ass pussy

Dude 1- "damn jailyn got a hair ass pussy"
Dude 2- "you mean a nappy cat bro?"

by Shroom77 November 8, 2019

bust it nappy

when you don't feel like doing all the usual stuff that you gotta do to get ready for the day. so you just do the minimum, and hope for the best.

i overslept, and i can't be late today...guess I'm just gonna have to bust it nappy.

by Funky Fionna December 16, 2011