expect me to not stress shit i don’t give a fuck
by Monica1608 January 21, 2020
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by Mikev August 26, 2021
When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.
"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."
by peachy.thespian January 26, 2015
verb; describes a state of being where one is outwardly chill but inwardly panicking
What someone does when they’re procrastinating, stressing, and hiding from responsibility; you’re still bothered but not willing to do anything about it
What someone does when they’re procrastinating, stressing, and hiding from responsibility; you’re still bothered but not willing to do anything about it
Co-worker: “How was your weekend?”
You: “I’ve got a big deadline coming up so I was stress-chilling. I caught up on Netflix while also having an anxiety attack.”
You: “I’ve got a big deadline coming up so I was stress-chilling. I caught up on Netflix while also having an anxiety attack.”
by Stresschiller December 20, 2019
When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.
Now you have a homemade stress ball.
Now you have a homemade stress ball.
by LesteerTheMolester August 28, 2024