Mark is a fat obese lad who hates vegetables. He hates everything healthy including relationships. Be will fall in love with a girl called Kimberley. Mark loves to bully his so called "mates" and likes to touch them up all day long. However Mark will have your back at any time. Literally. He will touch u all day every day
by Fannyflopper February 25, 2019
Get the Markmug. by Hdhfhfjfjf October 24, 2019
Get the Markmug. A person who entrances many people into thinking he is a cute harmless boy, but he is actually a demon 👺
by Tonee T. March 28, 2019
Get the Markmug. a person who operates by the books . a stooge someone who is pathetic in their attempts to authentic
by sylvester b . VA December 25, 2009
Get the markmug. Mark is a someone who is a dickhead. Although he might claim to be straight this dude will suck a dick like his life depended on it. He an arrogant, self-centered bastard that won’t wear a hand-me-down. He’s so obsessed with impressing others that he’ll even deepen his voice to sound more macho. Just look at the guy from Shark-Tank. Be careful around a Mark because they will backstab you. They probably eat your Chip-Ahoy! That you specifically told them not to eat or cheat with your wife. And he has a small dick.
by A.l.e.x04 September 19, 2019
Get the Markmug. Is very insecure and self-conscious. Likes to try to impress people with bad, sometimes distasteful humor. Fails to see how his actions may affect other people. Could have a heart of gold, but it's buried behind a mask of natty lite and old cigs.
Person 1: You're being such a Mark right now.
Person 2: Yeah...I'm kind of a bad guy *uncomfortable but also self-aware laugh*
Person 2: Yeah...I'm kind of a bad guy *uncomfortable but also self-aware laugh*
by JoeShmo321 April 12, 2017
Get the Markmug. Yo he pulled a Mark on her
by YungPapiGod February 28, 2017
Get the Markmug.