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Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds
Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds
by Masonwinter July 26, 2021
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My Ball

Another word for girlfriend or wifey. This is short term based on the phrase “the ol’ ball and chain.” This term gained popularity from DDG using this term in Streamer University.
“Where’s my ball?”

“Who’s your ball?”
“Peyton the girl over there, that’s my ball.”
by Peytonaa May 29, 2025
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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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Lick my ball sack

A phrase used to angrily and inappropriately reject someone's opinion.
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My ball

My ball is a phrase originated from a longer quote “ain’t that our ball” by LeBron James revolutionized by streamer/youtuber DDG who says “my ball” this is used to claim your female
Person 1: “Yo ma you look good

Person 2: “Aye that’s my ball
by Mariii1 May 26, 2025
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My balls itch so bad

My balls itch so bad, bro

Me too
Let's itch each other's balls
Aaaa I'm nutting !
by Bucketissupercoolexclamation December 4, 2023
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