A Mr. Branston

a lesson that is badly taught.

Oh No, Miss Smith has done a Mr. Branston, she messed it all up.

by jordcressey January 20, 2011

Mr Fearon

An Alfa male who has an unhealthy addiction to straight edges.

That tech teacher is such a Mr Fearon

Fearon a word to describe someone who likes straight objects.

by FEARONFUCKER19 January 15, 2019

Mr. Stank

Mr. Stank is that one guy in your friend group who always 'stanks'. This can be taken literally or metaphorically. The most common use is when someone stinks on both the inside and the outside. The one who regretfully succeeds as both is then named Mr. Stank.

Literally: "You stink, Mr. Stank."
Metaphorically: "Look at you, Mr. Stank, stankining our mood."

Friend 1: "What's that smell?"
Friend 2: "Oh, that's just our 'friend' Mr. Stank."

by The Mr. Stank July 12, 2020

Mr. Beattie

A big principal weenie who likes feminism butts and is in the blud gang. Mr. Beattie is couins with 6ix 9ine. Mr. Beattie is the worst principal of all time and the gayest man ever. Nobody likes his evil side kick either Mrs. Lesniass

You are such a Mr. Beattie.

by Your Mom 69696969696969696969 November 13, 2019

Mrs. McDirty

A married woman who sleeps with a married man just for the extra affection he gives her.
Although she wishes she was with him.

Mrs. McDirty went to Mr. McDirty's house today. No one ever knew... boy did they have fun. Then they went home to their unsuspecting spouses

by manheshot January 20, 2009

Mr Mabbit

A vegan Minecraft youtuber that owns lots of iPods and is against setting any work in class

Yo is that Mr Mabbit?
Yeah you can tell, we haven't done fuck all in today's lesson.

by th1s1s4pl4c3h0ld3r July 2, 2021

Mr Croan

Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.

His ability includes-

Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)

Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.

Mr Croan swallowed me using his armpit hair

by Big Blallus August 23, 2023