moshe

moshe is a uncontrollable pie fucker. he CAN NOT and WILL NOT stop having sex with saucy meat pies.

person 1: why are there so many pies with holes and mayo inside

person 2: for fuck sake moshes gotten to the pies again

by Noah_the_nigga November 14, 2023

Mosh

Canadian slang for nicotine inhalation device.

“Yo can I hit your mosh?”
“Sure bro”

by FarStone57 February 22, 2024

Perma moshe

A consistent link that's a non-binding relationship but is known (not a sneaky link).

My perma moshe is coming tonight.

by willgraves October 17, 2025

Mosh

A mosh, in Cleveland, is typically a large group of 20 - 30 people who fight each other all at once - Usually for no particular reason.

-Not to be confused with jumping someone

-There are no rules except no guns and no teams.

"The Bedford Mosh is next week, Ja'Quez is hitting first. If anyone brings a splat, they not participating."

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

Cond mosh

Full length - condescending mosher

Likes to let everyone know that they know everything about Rick and morty, no Jack horseman, math metal and any kind of game. Whilst still maintaining the shoes are nerdy even though they’re watched by millions. Starts sentences with “well technically” and will pick apart any joke or comment.

This specifically applies to a certain sub category of mosher. Including all of the usual attributes (drinking monster, Light up gaming keyboards, cartoon tee’s, ‘table top games’ etc)

Usually has a pale complexion with flushed cheeks due to lack of direct sunlight.

Did you see that guys extensive Lego collection? what a cond mosh.

by anonymous January 26, 2022

moshing in mush

When you are in a mosh pit with a poop in your diaper.

I was totally moshing in mush at the Ye concert

by abestmess May 14, 2025

Australian Mosh Pit

The act of getting a large group of people, taping yourselves to the ceiling in such a way where everyone is force-fucking each other for an hour straight. Afterward, everyone must let a spider crawl on their cock.

Person 1: Hey, I got like 50 people over here, wanna join in on our "experiments"?
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.

by TylerTheShiteater January 21, 2022