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Mogadishu Black Site

A date night idea where you and your significant other sit across from each other in a sparsely decorated but well lit room. Temperature shouldn’t be any more than 57-58 degrees. You both strip naked and sit back down. No food or water should be in the room. The door should be locked on a timer until the following morning.

You begin by starting off with little digs of your loved one: you hold your fork funny or sometimes you make a noise in your sleep. The other person takes a minute to digest and then responds with a dig of their own.

You repeat this over the course of 24h; the digs getting incrementally deeper and more personal. You grow hungrier, thirstier, and yet you sit there both cutting and being cut down.

By the following morning, you hate every fiber of yourself and of the person you loved only hours before. Everything has changed.

The door unlocks. You both dress and leave.
My wife and I tried a Mogadishu Black Site last night, and now we aren’t speaking.
by CallMeLewcifer April 21, 2023
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he works at mcdonalds, enjoys his life in the basement with his cats, still loves to have his mother make him food in the morning. Andy has a rough time in life, yet he still goes on living. this guy needs help though, as he may have a slight case of living with hooligans in the silence of his mind.
man! Andres Mora is the opposite of anything I would ever want to be!
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Tyso mora

The weakest of the human species

Allergic to beer on account of being soft

A giant walking yeast infection
Tyso mora can’t come for a beer he his to busy curling his pubes
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Thomas Morahan

You know who made this it’s obviously Thomas Morahan
Thomas Morahan is such a cutie said this girl who’s name begins with a B and I swear on dead babies this is true
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Amira Mooradian

A really nice person,and a pretty girl, all the boys love her, she is a great friend
Girl:do you know Amira Mooradian

Stranger:no

Girl: well she is a really nice friend
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Captain Mogadon

A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.
Mark Drakeford is Captain Mogadon; He is boring, grey, dull and monotonous!
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