dirty wretched pipe monger

females found only in northern california whos only goal in life is to find males named blake who'll attempt in placing pipes like easter eggs in and around low-income housing tracts so as to increase the availabity of std's in crank whores

misty was sad after some other 'dirty wretched pipe monger' stuffed the pipe the only place she staci could hit it, blakes cum slot!

by dizzgustin January 23, 2007

Fear Denial Mongering

FEAR; (perceived risk or danger, real or not)DENIAL; (negation in logic; refusal to admit the possibility of a truth and or a reality) MONGERING; (monger=Trader; thus mongering = trading)

Contrary to urban mythological FEARMONGERING, a undefined non-existent dictionary term derived as; “One who spreads the (*idealogy) of fear through propaganda to fulfill a concealed agenda. Similar to a terrorist, but it fights with information and not direct violence. Politicians, media personas, and internet posters can all be(* fearmongers).*(Spelling)

Fear Denial Mongering comes from an ideology of denial and individualism’s obsess, seeded in urban legend and conspiracy by a punditry of anti-establishment denial that there is anything to fear at all.

As expressed in a denial of fear ideology by neophyte Senator Barack Obama, in MASON CITY, Iowa, in a justifying posture of Fear Denial Mongering on May 25, 2007.

by Fearmonger June 13, 2007

Potato monger

A man or woman who harvests potatos and throws them at Irish people.

I saw a potato monger in the field last week; I had to run in order to dodge the potatos!

by theofficedwight June 5, 2016

penguin shit ass monger

1. The people on UD whom actually have no life and they think they are cool because when they put in a defenition for gay, they say people who use the word gay, besides meaning homosexuality, are stupid, ignorant, and prejudiced teenagers. They are also completely wrong, and THEY are the ignorant ones for steiotyping teenagers saying that males say it to up their "masculinity" and teenagers do not say it when they have no other comebacks or things to say, they say it because it is simple and slang. gay is an insult, but just a minor one. gay penguin shit ass mongers often enjoy pandapoopsex and are sometimes even gay themselves.

2. Term made famous by the movie "south park: bigger, longer, and uncut."

Cartman:Go eat penguin shit, you ass monger!

Guy 1-Hey man, that guystanding up as a homosexuality rights activisim is such a gay penguin shit ass monger.

Guy 2-I know man, look at him groping that dudes buttocks...did he just try to shove a finger in?

Guy 1-Man... thats Mr. Flora i think... and Nate

Guy 2- LAWLZ ROFLMFAOWTCIOF

by It's AP! May 16, 2006

Friend Monger

A person who friends every person suggested on Facebook, regardless of knowing them or not. Usually in a desperate attempt to be noticed.

Dude, that cheese ball's got my mom friended - he's a total friend monger!

by Dan Chipolte November 3, 2010

MONGER

When the person is so dumb that you just screw them or apply cover because they wouldn't know any better or the situation is so a no Brainer that you put the cock in between the ears..
It's like a French fry there is nothing you can do about it but put the French fry in your mouth

Or to have sex because she won't care

It's them "monger" and she will be nicer

Shh monger the bitch won't care
You two love each other "monger"
Rings with a stone for my girl, onion rings for my others "Monger" and walk away

by HaloTheHalo August 27, 2022

The Fish Monger

Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.

Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.

by Steve Jobs 21230 May 27, 2017