Mole Ester

A giant over-weight boy, that likes that the same sex. Preferrably the common "black cock". He enjoys Playstation 3 and feeding on little boys. He likes to be called "Snake Eyes".
Stop being such a Mole Ester!
The ice cream man is being such a Mole Ester!
by NHSJACKASSES October 25, 2010
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molly the mole

a person who jimmies in on personal jokes
maddy: get over here b ry
Paula: Thats not cool. b ry sucks balls
Meg: shut up and stop being molly the mole, you will never understand
by megg and maddy April 28, 2008
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e-mole

One who forwards what are supposed to be personal, often incendiary emails to others within a social group. Generally part of e-gossiping. Can include annotating the e-mail.
Jenna forwarded my e-mail to the whole clique. What an e-mole.
by R.J.B. February 8, 2007
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mole rat

an ugly girl thats skinny as shit and has no body whats so ever its all bone .. the prudest girl you'll ever meet and also fakes about doing shit with guys . she talks to more than one guy atonce she mainly prefers MEXICANS. nothing uglier comes to mind when uou hear the name justice. she has no ass or boobs. she tends to get on girls bad sides so they can beat her ass (hopefully soon) she trys to steeal girls boyfriends but she wont put out so they so oh hell no. she has the ugliest teeth and loves rainbow hair
ew look at the mole rat it reminds me of a justice.
by pr3++y wh1+3 g1rl August 6, 2011
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Gash Mole

Gash Mole is a derogatory word use to define sluts (for the female) or dickheads (for the male).

For the female, it is when you see a girl that is so obviously a slut that you want to yell out 'show us your Gash you Mole" but instead you just use the less offensive, shortened warcry "Gashmole!"

For the male, it is when your friend is being such a pussy in certain situations that their head transforms into a giant vagina, you are forced to say "Gashmole!".
youve become the worst kind of Gash Mole
by CharlieLove777 <3 November 22, 2011
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the mole paradox

the mole paradox lies herein:
The mole is an incredibly cute furry animal that fills you with unbridled joy and makes you want to JUST eat it up.
The mole on a human being is a sign of disability, retardation, and witchcraft and induces vomiting. Hence the paradox lies in the conflict of emotion upon encountering examples of each of the aforementioned articles.
At the zoo I saw a girl petting a cute little mole, however, she had a huge mole square in the middle of her forehead, so I was faced with the mole paradox. I puked, and then I ate it.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 6, 2010
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whack-a-moling

When one is needing a turd SO bad that the turd is protruding from the sphincter and retracting at a constant rate, thus giving the faeces the appearance of a "whack-a-mole."
"Oh man I need to get out this car, I'm Whack-a-moling!!!"

"Sorry I am late boss. The stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my arse."
by K-Y Jimmy September 30, 2013
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