Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.

Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.

by Moist Cow February 14, 2017

moist cupcake

When you get a girl wet.

I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake

by Josh hen November 5, 2007

nice and moist

When you cum all over you're dick and then rub it on a chick making her all nice and moist.

Oh Henry , I hope you're getting ready to make me nice and moist!

by DaHomie5000 March 6, 2017

moist geese

wet pussy

last night my girl had moist geese

by potatoe cakes April 23, 2018

Moist Unhappy

The feeling when you're in the middle of a sexual act and you don't feel like continuing, but your body is wet anyway

I was really moist unhappy in the car the other day with Devani

by lozzledrawzzles November 21, 2022

cold moist

When your sweating in bed and it’s cold wen you leave the bed. This can also descried the cold air during sex

Damn girl, do y’all feel that cold moist in your ass?

by Dentor February 18, 2020