Supervisor : Bobby was late for work again.
Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.
Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.
by PhantomEagle November 24, 2023
A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.
by Boof lord September 20, 2019
Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind
Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash
by MissouriMann May 23, 2017
by BigPickle7 December 09, 2021
yo bro i'm nuking missouri
by bigfriendlybear April 11, 2021
When you get here most women you would say are a 6-7, but after a few weeks, you are suddenly unbelievably horny after locking eyes with any woman at a Casey’s
I believe the Missouri effect has kicked in man, that crackwhore was bad as hell, I can definitely fix her
by Urbanmo August 15, 2023
“yo have you been to liberal, Missouri” “nah it’s seems kind of sketchy” “bro you’re so right it’s full of crackheads.”
by Liberal, Missouri March 25, 2019