Abbreviation: MK Hardman
A Milton Keynes hard man is a particular set of stereotypical mannerisms that occur when passing a young man in Milton Keynes who is unsuccessfully attempting to appear tough and intimidating seemingly for no reason. Usually within this order:
1. Spits on the floor
2. Turns to associate and mentions something benign with several swear words in. (Usually travel in pairs)
3. Puffs on vape
Please note that these symptoms of an MK Hardman can become exsaerbated when the MK Hardman in question feels insecure.
Further information will be added as we coin the term further.
A Milton Keynes hard man is a particular set of stereotypical mannerisms that occur when passing a young man in Milton Keynes who is unsuccessfully attempting to appear tough and intimidating seemingly for no reason. Usually within this order:
1. Spits on the floor
2. Turns to associate and mentions something benign with several swear words in. (Usually travel in pairs)
3. Puffs on vape
Please note that these symptoms of an MK Hardman can become exsaerbated when the MK Hardman in question feels insecure.
Further information will be added as we coin the term further.
“Ooooop, here comes a Milton Keynes hardman”
“Watch out here comes and MK Hardman, with a vape hanging out their mouth”
“Watch out here comes and MK Hardman, with a vape hanging out their mouth”
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