milf

sarah paulson or gillian anderson

you: "gillian anderson is such a milf"
your friend: "yes i agree! and so is sarah paulson"

by bettertulip April 1, 2021

milf

Mother, I Like Furbies

I told my other I am a milf, so she bought me a furby

by RamenNoodlington December 22, 2020

MILF

Mother in law fucker. A man who fucks his wife's mom.

In drunken stupidity, Corey fucked his mother in law. He'll forever be know as a MILF.

by Process idiot November 22, 2022

milf

Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

Fuck Milk. Got MILF? Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

by stickerwear.com June 11, 2003

milf

Machoist
Igloo-
Licking
Ferrets

I watched a documentary on MILFs on the Discovery Channel...it was odd to see ferrets at the South Pole.

by milady February 4, 2005

Milf

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

milfed

To be beaten or badly affected by an event, can replace the word 0wned or nerfed etc.

'Man we absolutely milfed those n00bs'

'oh dude, we just got milfed by the other team'

by tadb July 8, 2007