Miguel

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)

Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”

by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025

Miguel

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)

Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”

by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025

Miguel

A real VaMp*; 🧛🏻, has the biggest hardest cock with a uncircumcised creamy roughy tip, the best soccer player to exist, number one wanted fugitive for having to much pussy, el chapos son

Every girl: i want miguel in me

by Vampstar November 22, 2021

Miguel Angel

First name and second name

Miguel Angel

by Miguelody November 22, 2021

Miguel Tavares

He once kissed a whore

…e depois o Miguel Tavares beijou a puta!

by TrueStoriesFromPortugal November 23, 2021

Miguel

A chill ass nigga who collects guns and down wit whatever. Nigga is smart af and has bomb sexy ass hair. He also a simp tho but he the king of simp. Ladies hit his line

Girl: “ where’s a good man when I need one”
Miguel: “ I am here my queen”
Girl: “ew…”

by Natpeterson November 23, 2021

Miguel

A chill ass nigga who likes to shoot guns and shoot his shot. He always simping but he the father of simps. Nigga always down for anything and smart af. Ladies hit him up cuz he a real one like a diamond

Miguel “She’ll respond back”
Friend “fucking simp lmao”

by Natpeterson November 23, 2021