mechanic

A person whom is skilled in the use of tools and repair or fabrication of mechanical devices.
Not necessarily just cars and trucks.

The term mechanic but a few generations ago was a skill level in the industrial trades. covering many different lines of work.

I'm a mechanic, but wish to become a machinist and eventually a tool maker.

by eddie6775 December 31, 2010

mechanical placebo

An impressive looking device or scheme, that in fact, does nothing. It is commonly believed that pedestrian controlled traffic signals and signs warning that police monitor speeders by aircraft, are blatant examples.

Why are you pushing the "close" door on this elevator? It's just a mechanical placebo.

by Bill Peters August 11, 2006

Meghan’s Law

Wayyy worse than Megans Law. The ultimate act of perving. Can’t get any more perverted.

You always have to bring it to that Meghan’s Law level.

by Meghan’s bff January 29, 2019

cunt mechanic

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically a gynecologist, or other professional such as a midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women , who induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an abortionist.

"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."

by Guy Dalziel July 16, 2008

Mechanic

A mechanic is a person that has sex with transsexuals. A mechanic is known to "work on trannys."

He hangs around with trannys because he is a mechanic.

by The Order of The Crow November 2, 2010

Mechanic's Arm

A mechanic's arm is what happens when you wank too much; one arm becomes more muscular than the other. Someone who lies on their back all day tightening nuts.

John: "Jaidon, you've probably got mechanic's arm from her Facebook photos".

Jaidon: "Ha ha, very funny."

by Phrewb October 31, 2011

meghanpalooza

Noun. Orginating in the year 2002, Meghanpalooza refers to a summer festival usually held in late July to Early August. Consisting of activities such as ice-luging, flip-cup, pencil dives. and a slip-n-slide, Meghanpalooza is a very exclusive, invite-only event.

Other lesser know activities of Meghan Palooza include bedroom stealing, dominos ordering and the ever popular game, "Where is Vinny, the cat?"

"Yo, I heard someone dropped the beerball tonight at Meghanpalooza"

by Jlyn212 December 28, 2007