Merry Fuckin Christmas

A perfectly acceptable christmas wish between friends and estranged relatives. However, if refused warrants expulsion from ones facebook friends list.

Abe: Merry Fuckin Christmas Ashley, and God bless.
Ashley: Thats inappropriate Abe!
Abe: Wow bitch don't big league me, bitch.
Ashley: (No Response)

by GoldMiner January 13, 2010

merry crimas

What you say waitress instead of merry Christmas

"I really enjoyed the food! Merry crimas

by mynameisnotfiveweenies November 24, 2020

Sweet lawd have mercy

When an older age man/men are/at a bar with young women and give off a very distinguished rapey vibe

Josh went to a bar and sweet lawd have mercy they were ripe

by Nipple Knockers March 24, 2021

mercy rule

A rule in high school soccer saying that the game is over when one team got 10 goal.

"Dude, we beat them 13:1" - "That's impossible - mercy rule!"

by soccerfanatic July 27, 2012

Mercy Main

A person who mostly plays the hero Mercy on Overwatch. Playing Mercy requires good multitasking skills - healing multiple heroes, resurrecting, spotting flanking enemies, killing enemy supports, damage boosting. Mercy mains need to have good decision making abilities such as when to activate their Valkyrie ultimate to change the tide of battle.

Mercy mains are the backbone or any team in Casual or Competitive play.

A Mercy Main is the backbone of any team in Overwatch

by Melissan January 23, 2018

mercy

the hottest girl in the whole world. she usually has long dark sexy hair and gorgeous big eyes. she will most likely have a hot body. her booty is pretty fine too. Mercy is the girl every guy wants to bang.

Dude! did you see mercy today? She looked sexier than usual! I think i just got a boner!

by hockeyandbaseball December 1, 2011

Mercy Jump

A sexual encounter in which one individual is clearly "taking one for the team" to elevate his friends chance of getting laid. Or A sexual encounter derived purely from sympathy.

Jodi is a 40 year old woman who has 3 kids and works all the time she needs a mercy jump.

I know she's a little chubby, but can you give my girlfriend's sister a mercy jump.

by Rob Williams13 January 13, 2008