Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.
Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023
Get the Safety Car Merchantmug. Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.
by Lapmeister March 24, 2023
Get the Packet Merchantmug. Person 1: "You hear there's gonna be a new pizza place opening in town?"
Person 2: "Yeah there's gonna be a lot of CP Merchants there!"
Person 2: "Yeah there's gonna be a lot of CP Merchants there!"
by LoganLogger March 25, 2025
Get the CP Merchantmug. The act of killing something or someone, either figuratively or literally - the act of removing one self's identity and self worth to a point where they might as well not even exist anymore because they were killed bye bye
by Puffalope June 2, 2025
Get the Skull Merchant Treatmentmug. by zooted_official March 15, 2022
Get the Child Merchantmug. 1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
by Smaug the Unassesably Wealthy April 2, 2022
Get the Cock Merchantmug. by RawJokester April 27, 2025
Get the Regular season merchantmug.