Mental Whore 

A Girl who is not incense a traditional whore, but in a way get the same mental rush from flirting with guys. usually leading them on until she gets her fix and moves on...

"Just because she goes to church every sunday and has a purity ring dosent mean she is not a mental whore!"

"The Smack a hoe movement should include keeping the mental whore down by not giving them what they want."

Mental Whore by RustyPineApple March 7, 2008

mental masturbation 

The act of engaging in impractical/nonproductive mental exercise / thinkings / writings / etc., through which a practitioner only comforts oneself mentally. Such acts don't lead to any constructive results what so ever in the real world; some might even imagine oneself being transformed into superman, or simply the opposite sex, etc.
In short, it's just bs/crap.

Example1:
Guy1: My boyfriend went abroad so I can take over all his stuff and start anew.
Guy2: Dude, you're the same person all along; stop that mental masturbation and get the hell out of my sight.

Example2:
Guy1: I think biological evolution is bull, but mankind can evolve to become God.
Guy2: Dude, you're all fucked up; you can go on with your mental masturbation, but stop bordering me anymore.

mental masturbation by lionhead June 16, 2007

Mental illness 

Mèntal illnesses is a disease usually common within people who are named joud , it’s really serious and causes them to to act in such a toxic way. Unfortunately as of now there’s no cure for it

Yo look isn’t it that joud the I think she has mental illness

Mental illness by Pussy slayer 627 October 26, 2020

mental telethargy

The ability to be mentally telepathic, however, the realization comes several minutes after the initial thought by the other person.

Person 1: "I am sensing that you are going to go down first street."

Person 2: "Dude, we've been on first street for 10 minutes!"

Person 1: "Aha, My mental telethargy strikes again!"

mental telethargy by edible_freud September 20, 2009

Mental Cleansing 

Its when you smoke some high quality weed. And then go zen major health freak. Tea drinking, nature hallucinations, and purifying properties of nature. And then enters a zen state of mind.

Almost like a soul cleansing.

friend 1: Wanna chill thursday

friend 2: Naw man, Mental Cleansing tuesday. I need to feel cleaner

Mental Cleansing by Windy-splunts January 15, 2011

mental arithmetic 

Easy if you know how to spell maths

Me: 1+1=69 ...mental arithmetic sir.
Teacher: F......Fuck off

mental arithmetic by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019

Mental Queefing

When you're queefing but its mental.

Hey bro what's going on with Jess over there.
Oh dude she's just mental queefing right now.

Mental Queefing by OuttaPocket March 17, 2021