Person A: She only realised she wore a non-matching pair of socks again when she got to the office.
Person B: Lol. That's such a Mel thing.
Person B: Lol. That's such a Mel thing.
by wolfgang_ March 15, 2024

by Dankshitdotcom December 26, 2017

that tyrone chill is so Mel-que
by jc chazez March 21, 2008

a totes awesome girl, who doesn't like swearing. A very motherly person. Has been known to do stupid things while on vicodin...
Person 1: Did you hear her? She just said that dude's face was delicious!
Person 2: Yeah, she is SUCH a Magnificent Mel...
Person 2: Yeah, she is SUCH a Magnificent Mel...
by theatre-geek January 22, 2009

aka "Filthy Mel". A girl who is so nasty that when performing reverse cowgirl position, will ensure she's eaten Indian food (or any other volatile combination) and then proceeds, without warning, to explosively defecate all over her partner's chest.
Bruh. Last night I picked up that girl from the local pet shop. We're in the middle of doing it, she turns around and I'm like "this is great!". Dude! She starts spraying me with poop like she's got a tropical disease! I even got a piece of corn in my eye, it was like being shot. I ain't going near that Wicked Mel ever again
by King Tropic April 8, 2023

Mel Dean/Driscoll is the one messin with a very ill ladys husband .... did I mention they are seniors
by WilliemyG September 16, 2022
