server meeting

A meeting for servers with the management but the servers arnt allowed to ask one question or voice their concerns without getting shot down. The servers werent even allowed to say one word.

Server 1: A server meeting where servers can't talk?
Server 2: Thats some bullshit Jessie!

by Server Meeting August 26, 2017

Smermy mervin

The name for a weird old guy who frequents cafés, talks at the staff in generally contradictory ways, and somehow thinks he's friends of said staff. A general nuisance.

"salutons my main man how was your shift?"
#shit, smermy mervin came in and smerved all over the place, wouldn't stfu, and didn't fuck off for ages"

by Thomaz jarkerz December 1, 2017

Caleb Melvin

My best friend

Caleb Melvin means a little boy how smells like fish

by smelllikefish19 June 3, 2018

Safety meeting

The time spent smoking weed when you are expected elsewhere. Most common at the workplace, behind a building our in a car. Starts with a few people and quickly gains a crowd. Moist recognized by the huddle with smoke

Boss man,"hey! What are you all doing offer there?"
Employees,"Safety meeting, be bag in a min."

by chonie pockets July 19, 2019

Download meeting

To use the bathroom, go number two, take a dump.

Jose needs to go to the download meeting.

Jose needs to go download before we leave to California.

I need to go to the download meeting.

by Asian Pablo January 4, 2020

job meeting

pointless meeting in a office or somewhere else for work

Cona :How's your day.
Lilly : *sigh* job meeting was boring.

by the milk gang member July 16, 2020

Men Meeting

A Men Meeting is a “Circle Jerk” all members will put their phones in the middle (sometimes with porn sometimes without) and perform a Circle Jerk

You going to the men meeting tonight? I hear all the men are going

by Acton-man July 17, 2020