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Medical Minnesota

Wow, that Medical Minnesota is such a loser. What a douche.
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I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.
Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"
by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022
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Immediate Medical Attention

If I do not receive it... I will die. Whatever happens after is on the rest of you. Because I will be dead. Even if I were to reverse every position I have ever had, that will not change what other people are going to do in response to the things that happen to me. There is no undoing things for me. Either my brain hurts or it doesn't. I am either in a cage or not in a cage. You are either actively using the symptoms of an illness people to not have against people or you are not doing that. This is not supposed to be visible to the public. Who's bright idea was it to make this visible to the public?
Hym "You know that feeling you get where you feel as though you need immediate medical attention and you continue to feel that way for years, like, literally 2 years straight? Because that is what's happening right now. It's not good. Doesn't feel great. It actually feels the opposite of that. But you know what would make it all better? Do you have a guess? CHILD MURDER!? WHY WOULD SUGGEST SUCH A THING!? I was GOING to suggest 'a dry tugger from Jenna Ortega!' You freak! Child Murder? Really?"
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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Medical Worm

A medical employee who uses a hospital to sleep with everyone's wives.
Did you see that MEDICAL WORM after that nurses husband ran over him rolling coal.
by Jedsall August 7, 2022
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recre-medicate

The use of prescribed medication for recreational use, including skipping a scheduled dose in order to double the dose at a later time or taking at a time when medication is not warranted to achieve a desired effect.
Kevin, did you take your Xanax this morning or are you saving it to recre-medicate after work?

Karen hoarded her lortab prescribed from her surgery to recre-medicate after she recovered.
by Conservative Bored housewife October 6, 2021
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Arctic Sun medical device

A non-invasive targeted temperature management system.
The hell is even an Arctic Sun medical device.
by Overall1728 September 23, 2023
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U.S. Medical University of South Carolina

U.S. Medical University of South Carolina is the Establishment Founded in 1824 in Charleston. Is a NURSING HOME, INFANT BIRTH CENTER & DEPARTMENT OF THE U.S. VETERANS AFFAIRS of many years in The Holy City aka Charleston. also, birth year of October 22, 1988 (Saturday)
U.S. Medical University of South Carolina as the office of the infant & patient of OCTOBER 22, 1988 (SATURDAY) aka holy saturday. the military brat, of the, sergeant major aka SMG. united states Servicemember, u.s. military spouse, u.s. military brat, u.s. military dependent as united states military cadet as a u.s. military cadet first lieutenant and u.s. midshipman cadet lieutenant junior grade. daughter of the private aka pvt, u.s. servicemember, u.s. military spouse, u.s. military spouse & united states military brat as midshipman. United States Military Brat & United States Military Dependent. USA
by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, SC January 13, 2023
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