Maliney

Figure of complete awesomeness and supremacy.

I wish I was a Maliney.

by Maliney August 25, 2010

Mallinate

The ability to sleep whenever and wherever the opportunity arises.

It was freezing cold outside yet he manage to mallinate on the pavement.

by Snoozin December 19, 2010

malingas

It means anything and everything,depending on the word user it can be used as a verb or a noun it can mean up or it could mean down.simply just replace boring words with malingas but whatever you do just dont milang when you shoulda malinged.

That guy is straight malingased!

by lord malingas September 9, 2013

malin

malin er født hore

åy malin er homo

by malin hater2 November 16, 2020

Florida Marlin

Taking a crap on the back of a chick and then forming it into a Marlin's Fin. After you are finished sculpting you stick her from behind.

To perform a Florida Marlin, Poop on back, shape fin, and tap ass

by Bob Shelofton October 5, 2005

The Alphabet of Manliness

The greatest book in the history of books. Ever since Chuck Norris spontaneosly came into existance. This book will guide you to be the most bad ass guy in the world.

Let's consult The Alphabet of Manliness.

by Ben Katz November 6, 2008

Marlins

Located in Miami, Florida, the Marlins were a franchise that began it's genesis in the early 1990's during the end of Major Leage Baseball's expansion boom. After settling in the former Don Shula stadium, the team was welcomed by a typical fiery fanbase that prides itself on being a "multi-cultural" society. Soon though the welcoming applause fell out the window, and the fans soon realized that like most expansion teams, this one sure did suck. After many mediocre to ill-failed seasons, the Marlins finally found success in 1996 after beating the Cleveland Indians in the Fall Classic. Fortunately for "Tribe Fans" it was actually a good thing that a worthless, economic failure had beaten their beloved original early twentieth century founded team, because the fanbase simply walked away after the Marlins failed and failed again in the next few seasons to close out the century looking like a true feces stain on Bud Selig's trousers. Of course, the fanbase would repeat their history again, by walking away from their team again, that they had so virulently supported during the 2003 World Series, when they defeated a very deserving Chicago Cubs squad to make it to the worst World Series ever to beat the undeserving "Evil Empire" Yankees. The Marlin fans are an odd sort, taking pride in investing their earned money on a team that wins terrible and forgettable 'Series. Of course, this just amounts to a group of truly uninterested and undevoted "Fairweather fans" that just show up IF their low scoring Marlins actually make it to the playoffs. The Marlins are once again finding the low point of the charts, as their forgettable players, fairweather fans and eyesore place in history books drift off into the Gulf of Worthlessness.

The Marlins only sell out when they are in the playoffs.

Yeah, the Marlins and the White Sox have won 3 of the worst World Series championships ever.

by Johnny Hates NOVA May 13, 2006