Matthew 

A bastard

Damnit Matthew

Matthew by Postpaid Boy June 25, 2018

Matthew 

Someone who bigs themselves up too much

Shut up matthew, you’re not that great

Matthew by Sucker1746 March 9, 2019

Matthew 

a bean

Boy: no homo, but matthew is a bean

Matthew by dontcome-atme October 8, 2019

Matthew 

The man the myth the legend, those who seek knowledge come to the slums to find a man with underlying powers of the universe. Matthew supplies others with supernatural sex powers and those who do not seek his knowledge parish in the depths of his undeniably sexy figure

Come see Matthew he will supply you with powers of the gods

Matthew by Matthew The Sex God October 25, 2017

Matthew 

A matthew is typically a cretin,

he runs around lording himself over others as he strives only for himself.

NO ONE EVER gets along with a matthew

Oh my god, he is such a retard!

well, his name is matthew rudd!

Matthew by nottherealkandakulu November 7, 2013

matthew 

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH

"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"

matthew by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016

Matthew 

an amazing, loveable, sweet, cute, adorable guy who will love his special person til the very end and means a lot to that one special person who never lets them down and makes everything better and is the sweetest guy on earth and will be the best person in the world to you.

Matthew, I love you.

Matthew by Awkward.Memes December 11, 2016