The Maria

Sexual position that consists of you laying on a bed while your spouse cleans your room then tucks you in goodnight.

"Baby i really need to do the Maria tonight, i didn't get a lot of sleep last night"

by 3nt October 14, 2017

maria

The new Maryjane, weed.

"we don't call it Maryjane no more baby, we call that shit, Maria"- Maria by Lil Wyte

by bigbillybob September 1, 2009

maria

a cute, smart, young girl who seems to have everything in her life together except for the fact that she has a fetish for 50 YEAR OLD MEN.

Also has strange obsession with Dean Lewis.

“My class mate is in love with her professor.”
“Yikes, what a Maria. I bet she listens to Dean Lewis too🙄.”

by anonymous January 23, 2021

maria

to do a maria means to wake up in hospital drunk not knowing what happened the night before due to an 'alcohol overdose'

I'm gonna get so drunk tonight i'm gonna
end up doing a maria!!!

by Damo-the-Lord April 1, 2009

maria

a wog(italian or greek) woman. commonly used in melbourne. used in conjuction with mario(wog man).

"hey look at that hairy maria in the kappa gear"

by Willeee August 24, 2007

maria

A maria is uaually a very cool non-person of ecuadorian ancestors who MIGHT eat guinea pigs. They tipically hate ketchup and get raped frequently. They also have soft cheeks, 137 different colors of eyeliner and pinkies that work as spoons. They might ocassionally hug dead people and sometimes live in your closet. Usually their sons are named Marianos and are great pets.

The maria kicked the guy wearing the banana suit in the balls.

by Mariano L. August 28, 2008

maria

stupid noob from pakiland

maria is so stupid that, if there was to be a team of stupi noobs, she'll be captain

by rashfc December 28, 2007