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manicorn

A manicorn is like a black hole of hate. the dirty rotten moist hole of 5 dollar whores in Nevada. That sort of hole. A manicorn is a man so filled with this unholy of holy hate that through out his early stages in life as a man very much so similar to the pupae stage in most insects this hate festers. Then through metamorphisis he emerges from a blanket of distrust and mean mean words one morning. He is then a manicorn!!! This new manicorn looks very much so like an every day normal guy however he has a slight horn on is forehead. It is in this horn that ALL the hate that was collected by that filthy hole are brought together. It is here in this horn ... that hate lazers exist. BEWARE OF THE MANICORN!!!
Sarah: OMG hey william hows your day going? It seems you just evolved into a manicorn! COOL!"

William: FUCKING BLOODY PUSSY FART DIEEEEE!!!! *emits hate lazer and blows poor sarah's head off*
by H3br3wHamm3r September 22, 2011
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Manitou

To be said when someone is tellign you about an act of stupidity he/she has done. Usually said to those who live in bad neighborhood/complexes, with alot of drugs and stuff.
"Man, I was so drunk last week. I feel asleep outside my house on a rock."

"Dude, you're so manitou."
by Amy Ahola January 14, 2009
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barry manilow

A "Godless sodomite" who nonetheless won the 2006 Emmy award for Best Writing, Comedy, Variety or Musical Series - an award which should've gone to Stephen Colbert
"I can't believe I lost to Barry Manilow" Colbert cried in mock anguish
by Tad the Building Manager September 7, 2006
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Shizzle Manizol

oh darn
oh crap
oh shite
any other curse
oh shizzle manizol i broke my monkey fairy action figure that i got from monkeys 'r' us
by nimbus February 28, 2005
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manionater

a super hott guy, who gets shrivled red balls
Sue:were you with mark yesterday?
Sally: Yeah, he pulled a manionater
by twighlight February 5, 2008
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Barry Manilow

A man with very romantic song. With his song I can cheat many girls
Every time I have a girl friend, I talk to her that I love barry manilowvery much, and she will imprest
by flore April 23, 2006
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manitize

to urinate upon something after setting it aflame
We manitized the shit out of those dishes.
by charles winthrop III August 19, 2009
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