Manchester City

The side of Manchester with no morals because they have a shit ton of money which they use to commit lots of FFP charges and buy their way to trophies. The Premier League doesn't do shit about it because man city bribe them to do nothing about it

guy: Manchester City won the ucl
other guy: OH FUCK IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

by Kasprin May 3, 2024

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Manchester City

1. A club which has zero supporters except for glory hunters.
2.Clutch club to finish 1st in Prem every year, unlike Arsenal and Liverpool which constantly gets 2nd.
3. Oil is its sugar daddy

All loyal Manchester city fans are my friends - I have no friends.

by gunnerfanchampionsleague February 20, 2026

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Manchester Is Red

what manchester united fans say after beating manchester city (red from the logo)

Man United Fan: WE BEAT MANCHESTER CITY! MANCHESTER IS RED!

by pseudonym1112 December 25, 2024

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Manchester United

Rubbish

person 1: I support Manchester United
person 2: Rubbish

by SergioAguero January 23, 2025

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Manchester Bumming

This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": *Manchester Bumming* is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication.

Person1: The other day I accidently Manchester Bummed my wife.. So embarrassing
Person2: The hell does that mean
Person1: This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": It is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication. Duh.. How come you haven't heard this before??

by Sexiest John Around #127417538 April 7, 2025

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