Manetary

A Male Secretary. Usually of gay persuasion.

-"Excuse me, this is Mrs. Lee's manetary calling to make a reservation."
-"Did you say Monetary?"
- "No, I'm her male secretary. Can I make these reservationss...thanksssss?"

by Jeter Slee March 5, 2008

sex magnet

1. someone who is able to sleep with multiple bitches in the same day.

2. Someone who can get many chicks at the same time (and are not afraid to have a threesome).

Akex & Marksmen are a fucking sex magnets.

by Akex & marksmen May 12, 2008

magnetar

a man that sounds like a little girl.

"i thought i heard a baby crying, but it was just Magnetar"

by bavarian illuminati November 9, 2008

Dude, there's a magnet in the sky...

Describes the feeling one gets after rawking out on Guitar Hero- because for a minute the entire world is being drawn up into the sky.

*Guy sets the guitar down*
Guy 1: Dude, there's a magnet in the sky...
Guy 2: TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dew Soldier April 15, 2007

Magnetron

An extremely versitile piece of equipment usually found in many microwaves.
Magnetrons can be used to scramble security systems and increase frequencys for cell phone usage in dead zones.

(Inside Red Lobster)
Female customer: making a call
Man sitting next to her:How did you get reception!
Female customer:silent and dumbfounded
Man sitting next to her:How the fuck did you get service!
Man sitting next to her:Who the fuck has a magnetron!

by Trulove October 2, 2008

Man Magnet

An inanimate object that attracts men to it.

Jeff: I hate standing around the keg. Too much of a man magnet.
Carl: damn, that 52 inch Plasma T.V Frank has at his pad is such a man magnet.

by Nick Goldman January 4, 2009

eye magnets

breasts

can't take my eyes off her eye magnets

by Fatal Puppy June 5, 2009