Mic

The funnier person you will ever know

J: “Mic you’re the funnier person I know”

“Funniest”
E: “Mic you’re the funnier person I know too”
J: “Stfu”

by Michael with an A December 16, 2021

Adams mic

a shit mic bought at the back of a Lynn Popeyes used by fake muslims. This mic will make you ears bleed as they get slowly burned and sawed off as static electricity corrupts them

guy#1: should I buy Adams mic?
guy#2: no wtf that's a shit mic that sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with the static of a thousand tvs

by guysimhere December 28, 2018

eating the mic

When someone playing a video game puts their mouth so close to their mic it sounds like they're eating it.

Guy: I caught a kid eating the mic while playing Fortnite.

by DaphneTheLoser June 29, 2021

mic

a racist insult sometimes used agianst men or women from ireland

shut upp you litlle mic

by lemon kid September 20, 2019

no mic

an excuse made by pre-pubescent kids or by people not comfortable voice chatting so they don't have to voice chat

1: "hey mate, join vc!"
2: "i got no mic"
1: "sure you don't"

by bartekrabit August 24, 2020

Icey Mic

The act of taking a dump in a condom and then freezing it, then when frozen use as a home made dildo.

(Women) "Hey is that Icey Mic ready yet?"

(Man) "Yeh want me to fetch it and we can try it?"

by Phil Mechrachin September 3, 2013

Mic on

Hope you see this

Mic on. We'll let's get this going. . You should know no matter how much I try . I can't top dreaming of you.

by Stillhereorthere? November 12, 2023