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McDonald's

A place where you can gain weight, for a price.
I just bought some McDonald's, I'm 65 pounds heavier!
by CoNEStEalingMiNt December 19, 2017
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McDonald's

McDonald's is an American fast food company, founded in 1940 as a restaurant operated by Richard and Maurice McDonald, in California, United States. They rechristened their business as a hamburger stand, and later turned the company into a franchise, with the Golden Arches logo being introduced in 1953 at a location in Phoenix, Arizona. In 1955, Ray Kroc, a businessman, joined the company as a franchise agent and proceeded to purchase the chain from the McDonald brothers. McDonald's had its original headquarters in Oak Brook, Illinois, but moved its global headquarters to Chicago in June 2018.

Yea this is taken in Wikipedia.
Phone: New message
Customer: What kinda fucking McDonald's has a message??? What do I say, do I want a burger tommorow? Wha-What the??
by Project 2411 June 14, 2020
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McDonalds

A place where children cry and diabetics die.
McDonalds began where the American Dream finished.
by Canid-Kaiba June 19, 2016
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McDonald's

I am so fat that life is not worth living.... time do shit the bed at McDonald's (See: Shit The Bed)
by j2theroc April 6, 2013
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Mcdonald's

Best food u will ever taste in 2017
I love it. Mcdonald's. Is the best
by Dipper#1 October 4, 2017
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mcdonalds

a place where your teachers tell you, you end up working at if you don't go to college. Which is sometimes not true because some celebrities didn't go to college and they're rich.
teacher:you need to go to college or you're going to end up working at mcdonalds
student: whatever
GO TO COLLEGE!!!
by pockadotslotz March 16, 2010
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mcdonalds

the establishment whose toilets i shoot up in once in a blue moon
i shoot up in the maccas toilets about once a fortnight because their toilets have needle dispensers and i wanna keep the environment clean so little kids dont find my syringe cos im a caring motherfucker
by the man August 22, 2003
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