Luke

Luke is an ugly fart man that has huge feet and tiny calfs. no body likes him he has no friend and has huge gross man boobs, with a big fat belly, and the world smallest lower body. his cheek bones are lower than his sagy balls.

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luke has man boobs and sagy balls
by rxgfyurngfuyg2rimu September 27, 2019
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A young male who thinks he's the best at everything and better then everyone. He watches porn at school at the back of the class in the back corner. He is also known for stroking the cat to pornographic imagery on his fathers iPad.
"Oh sorry Luke, you were right again."
by lukeheathcote May 11, 2018
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Backstabbing price of shit. You will put up with his bullshut for 9 years and then he'll stab you in the fucking back
Guy 1: Wow that guys such a douchebag
Guy 2: Yeah, I bet he's a Lukebackstabber
*Luke walks over* Hi, im luke, hey let me fart on you cause that's funny
by Buzz lighttyear February 18, 2018
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A bullshit ass nigga who cheats on his girlfriend with his girl friends. Never trust a Luke. They may be beautiful on the outside but don’t let yourself fall for him, all he will do is break your heart. He promises you many things but he never falls though with them because he starts feeling guilty about the fact that he’s cheating on you.
Ex: A- damn look at Luke, he’s so cute
B- you don’t want to fuck with him he’ll just hurt you because that’s what Luke’s do.
by Why dont ya blow me December 28, 2017
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a completely monotone and unfeeling person with no personality
"Did you hear that kid read his story today?"

"Yeah, he was like...a Luke."
by Addisonxoxoxo April 28, 2008
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