sweaty lester

When you are sexing a girl in her behind hole, and your bonus ball slap goes and gets stuck in her vagina (one or both balls). It comes out juicy.

bernard: hey peter, do you remember Barry with one ball?
Peter: yeah. We called him "One Ball Barry"
Bernard: I bet he has a gold medal in sweaty lesters.
Peter: Hell yeah.

by pozzletoff September 4, 2005

Downtown Lester Brown

An uncommon slang term for "head", or the act of a male recieving oral pleasure.

I got some hot downtown lester brown on the weekend!

by Joe Bloggs August 22, 2004

4 Letter Lie

L-O-V-E

4 Letter Lie - LOVE

by jdhfkdshfjs f;jshfljahsd January 20, 2009

thirteen letter shit spreader

A manure spreader made by International Harvester Company

Farmer Bob: I just bought a completely restored thirteen letter shit spreader to work the farm"
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.

by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010

The Letter C

The Letter C (noun), the third letter of the alphabet, also known as the most fucking useless letter I have ever fucking seen. What the shit? Why can't it make up it's mind? Sometimes it makes a K sound and sometimes it makes an S sound. The alphabet has 26 letters, why don't we make it a nice round number of 25?

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Carl
Person 1: With a K or C?
Person 2: With The Letter C
Person 1: Fuck you

by TheChikGoesBok April 13, 2021

David Letterman

An idiot comic from Indiana who is the Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He actually began his television career as a meteorologist in Indianapolis. Letterman is a chain smoker with a dry sense of humor. He has the dumbest latenight talkshow ever and should be taken off the air. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.

David Letterman is a foul-mouthed, humorless and vulgar idiot who should be taken of tv.

by [e-mail] October 15, 2007

French Letter

A condom. Used to protect against AIDS and HIVs during sex.

Man: I wish I wore a french letter at the prom.

by spartan69er April 22, 2006