Oyster Leather

The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.

Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!

by Spare change poontang May 15, 2018

Snot Leathers

These were leather mitts with one finger(index) used by chainsaw operators,bush workers,hunters,trappers and many outsdoormen/women
I first heard the term home in Northern Ontario while working in a clothing store.

(See Snot Liners)

The wearer did not have to take his mitt off to wipe his runny nose-he had more control-hence came the name-Snot Leathers!

by KING ARTY May 1, 2012

Leather pumpkin

Slang word for a crude implement made out of non traditional items used for self pleasure

I was so poor as a bachelor I had to hump a leather pumpkin

by Martybj September 22, 2023

slappin leather

When an individual is sitting on a leather couch and farts so hard that the air ejecting from the butthole makes a noise that sounds as if the fart is physically "slappin" the leather.

Man, I drank so much beer last night I've been slappin leather all morning.

by hightop071086 February 20, 2011

Tore Leather

To become very excited, partially sexually, as in

"Robin Hood became so excited he tore his leather jerkin off" (from the fortune cookies (offensive) database maintained at ubuntu.com)

At the arrival of the choirboys the Cardinal tore leather

by GuttandTag March 12, 2019

leathered

leathered (adj). a state of trouble. trouble itself is leather. derived from the room (30/01/22)

my post ain't here, so i got 4 dianas coming to the crib. pffff we won't get leathered vro.

by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022

Leather Bottom

Someone who has done a lot of anal sex. They are seasoned pros

I finally hooked up with Jennifer! I had no idea she had a leather bottom!

by Spiderman0522 February 15, 2023