A bu**s**t crazy-a** rule dat a municipality thoughtlessly imposes on its citizens and anyone else who visits said locale, and fanatically enforces said directives with heavy weaponry.
Two comically-absurd examples of a local ordnance are the obviously-copycats-of-each-other animated shorts "Pink Panzer" and "Suppressed Duck" --- in both films, absurdly-large/heavy firepower is employed merely to maintain/enforce a boundary-line.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
Get the local ordnancemug. Troye Sivan: Hey, do you know where there's a local pot spot (LPS)?
Security Guard: Yes, you can go to that balcony over there.
Security Guard: Yes, you can go to that balcony over there.
by BiStander June 12, 2018
Get the Local Pot Spot (LPS)mug. Local, formally used as “getting local” is hard to define. The base definition is just getting together with your friends and having a good time; mostly used in the college scene
by Qefntowo December 23, 2023
Get the Localmug. they’re such locals
by julesvaughn September 8, 2019
Get the localsmug. Object Localization is the concept of an object escaping hyperspace to become physicalized. This phenomenon occurs when an entity/object's death boolean is set to 1 or true. It can also occur if an entity/object brute-forces outside of hyperspace and converts into an electron on exit.
Alexandra: Right... So what the fuck just happened?
Bob: It's simple, the chair entered the null class of trans-hyperspacial leveling and experienced object localization.
Alexandra: That doesn't answer my question.
Bob: It's simple, the chair entered the null class of trans-hyperspacial leveling and experienced object localization.
Alexandra: That doesn't answer my question.
by olek0 January 25, 2023
Get the Object Localizationmug. A thirsty local is one of those locals that only thinks about getting a boyfriend.
A thirsty local Can be between 11-16 years old (17 it the highest)
A thirsty local is also really annoying and only thinks about her/himself 99.9% of the time.
A thirsty local Can be between 11-16 years old (17 it the highest)
A thirsty local is also really annoying and only thinks about her/himself 99.9% of the time.
Person 1: Ugh look at the thirsty local over there, she’s just setting there on Omegle with her other local friends, trying to get guys on Snapchat and using people to get followers. She really thinks that she’s pretty but that’s just because the guys only can see her face. I mean she might have lost weight but you can really see those ores she eat earlier.
Person 2: ....damn sis.. you snapped.
Person 1: I guess that’s what you get, for being such a thrirsty local.
Person 2: ....damn sis.. you snapped.
Person 1: I guess that’s what you get, for being such a thrirsty local.
by LocalHater101 January 31, 2019
Get the Thirsty localmug. The type of people who are chads and Karen's. Criticize anything or complain like boomers especially if it is about something different.
Their favorite sentence is "IT WAS A JOKE."
Their favorite sentence is "IT WAS A JOKE."
These locals are so basic, that they don't like the fact people don't like the same thing as them.
Locals are probably the bullies in Wattpad fic.
Locals are probably the bullies in Wattpad fic.
by prdef94 May 24, 2020
Get the localsmug.