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Lax Douche

Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.
Me: “Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?”
The World: “Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.”
Me: “Bro that’s a bummer!”
The World: “He can eat shit.”
by PDSuckswanker March 12, 2024
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Lax

a word used to describe ones "swag" clothing, often used by urban hipsters and guidos.
Also used to describe shitting the bed or your pants.. usually your pants though.
Bros, this is just lax clothing I'm not gonna wear my laundry shirts I go out in on a sunday night.

You guys are going lax out there.
*snickers*Chebull's swag clothing?
No, your shitting your pants.
by Bigger Easy September 27, 2010
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blue collar lax

A word to describe and differentiate types of lacrosse.

White Collar Lacrosse (WCL) is the type of lacrosse player or team that gives lacrosse its stereotypes, the rich white boy game for kids that do not like to physically challenge themselves.

Blue Collar Lacrosse (BCL) is the type of Lacrosse that is played by kids, people, and atheletes who aren’t afraid of getting hurt, not affraid of getting dirty or hurting others to display a good, hard faught game.
“Careful, CHS plays Blue Collar Lax, their defense are killers.”

Hard-working lacrosse players, usually from a less funded program.
by proncegonge June 3, 2018
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LAX POLICE AUTHORITY

It is when the police do not thoroughly practice accountability.

The LVMPD knew about ED BUCK'S the politician DRUG den but no accountability at the HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES OR DEJA VU both locatiions , FANTASY WORLD, and ADULT SUPERSTORE for RAMPANT drug use.

The LAPDOG ZOMBIE and SWICHERRUES are a barrier to accountability by the POLICE.
The LVMPD quipped about me chasing a roommate with a 10 inch knife when I was the VICTIM at WYNN and SPRING MOUNTAIN which because of their LAX POLICE AUTHORITY I had no trust for HENDERSON POLICE either because the T-SHIRT I had not warn yet was botched which precipitated the attack and in turn I lost a lot of money , assets and my very home I had found.

The drugs being disregarded appreciably by LVMPD having LAX POLICE AUTHORITY has led more often to even more violent outcomes in this jurisdictions and others around the UNITED SYATES as a big example CLEVELAND OHIO.

The LAX POLICE AUTHORITY loses an incentive with RACKETEERING behavior as the LAPDOG ZOMBIE AND SWITCHERRUES are a real good example of their RACKETEERING.
by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME August 9, 2021
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Rick Lax

Him
Rick Lax is Him
by Iiiiiiiaof June 23, 2023
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Division III lax

A Collection of the most important, gritty, physically gifted, and highly intelligent lacrosse players make up Division III lax. Schools such as Cabrini, RIT, Dickinson, Farmingdale state college, messiah university, Transylvania university, tufts, Shenandoah, Ferrum, and Salisbury are just some examples of the random eclectic organizations that make up dIII lax.

If you play D3 lax you’re probably really good.
“Yo I just committed to play Division III lax at SUNY new paltz

You must be a great scrub!
by LeightonLaxadives7 July 27, 2024
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Lax bro

A lacrosse player that devotes his life to the power of lax
That lax bro never puts down his stick!
by Laxbro_32 July 16, 2015
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