Your kind of help

When the consequences of you not taking this with the level of seriousness requires come for you... I will be there to either reap my reward or make things worse.
Hym "I don't need your kind of help and I'm not going to pretend you're not reading this. If I have to kill you kids over this I will. Whoever is telling you to ignore this does not care about their lives and you will regret listening to them."
by Hym Iam April 08, 2024
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When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?
by Naked_Grandma January 04, 2024
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Kind Bud

What new age wanna be hippy call weed.
Tommy dragged me to a EDM concert and some self proclaimed "spiritual Guru" tried to sell me kind Bud in a porta potty.
by knucklehead1312 October 19, 2019
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Kind bud

what short bus riders refer to quality weed.
also a pitch line to sell short bus riders weed by referring it to "kind" some know so little they refer to it as "kine" either way people using this term are generally looking for anything not "ditch weed"
Matt sold Ryan "kind bud" at a gloryhole in San Francisco's castro district
by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn December 10, 2023
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Kind Khristan Konservative

Conservatives who pretend to be caring and concerned individuals while simultaneously justifying the abuse of any minorities that happen to cross their radar
It's so Christlike how those Kind Khristan Konservatives justified shooting that unarmed black guy in the back while he was trying to get that Guatemalan toddler out of that cage
by MURICA F YEAH June 25, 2018
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both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
by sponky November 01, 2020
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Kind of kind of

kind of kind of means someone is fit or sexy in a way (weirdly) you can’t describe why
by #ye😛😛 June 05, 2024
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