Handy Kangaroo

A guy who gives Kangaroos hand jobs on the daily

DUDE! Isn’t jaedon such a handy kangaroo?

by HandyKangaroo October 22, 2017

Kangaroo fight

When three vulva-bearing people stand in a semi-circle with their fingers out and a fourth jumps from person to person to person trying to get each finger in their vagina.

"My vagina is all scratched up from the last kangaroo fight. What a good time!"

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021

Kangaroo fighter

An exuberant, optimistic person who exclusively goes for cold and emotionally unavailable people. Derived from kangaroo fight.

"Lisa's hookups never turn into relationships. She's such a kangaroo fighter."

by Jonathan the sheep December 28, 2021

kangaroo droppings

The art of taking a shitwhilst squatting a little bit higher than the seat to make a large and very loud splash, usually used when others are around to hear your splash and do not do this in your own toilet as splashback is not nice

*plop plop plop plop*
P1: oh can you hear that
P2: yeah, i think he is doing kangaroo droppings
P1: oh, thats disgusting does he really have to make us listen

by Experiencedshitter January 22, 2015

Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo

insert the most disguisting, depraved and physically impossible sex act ever imagined by mankind here

Dude, last night I totally Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo'd her

by sergonus April 17, 2024

kangaroo in the basement

Phrase commmonly used to describe a male's erection. Basement refers to the pants, kangaroo...well that speaks for itself.

"Daaamn son! Thurs no way you coulda hid that kangaroo in the basement."

by Melissa Egan December 9, 2008

kangaroo jacket

Hoodie with a pocket in the front

It was getting cold so John put his kangaroo jacket on and warmed his hands in the front pocket

by Gadeade May 3, 2018