kangaroo

a geezer who is indescribable. can be good or bad. used as jokes normally.
"bro that guy? personally I think he's just a kangaroo."
by is a 17 momento December 06, 2023
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Kangaroo

Omg Chan is such a cute kangaroo!
by vega. April 26, 2019
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Kangaroo

Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.
National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023
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Kangaroo

Term for the younger man who likes to date older women (aka Cougars). Introduced by Nick Cannon.
I'm a young kangaroo looking for a "seasoned" woman.
by ThickRedHead January 18, 2022
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kangaroo

a girl that goes from male to male, as if they’re hopping like a kangaroo
yo this girls moving like some next kangaroo
by thatonedefinitionbot July 07, 2023
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Kangaroos

online slang for Aussies. Chiefly used in Cricket.
Kangaroos have won most number of world cup trophies so far. That's damn hurting!
by typical Indian October 11, 2023
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