by 200 Lounge Dictionary December 15, 2024
Get the Kiwi On DKSmug. Translates to “fish fish” in english, a common insult of the japanese or asian. When someone says this they are calling you annoying or smelly.
by Words2know July 30, 2018
Get the kiwi sakanamug. Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.
I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.
by Aki8181 May 10, 2023
Get the Kiwimug. a place run by a weird person with simp orbiters. bubby and flam are the only cool ones in it and car the most annoying. this is all.
by TheALoafOfBread January 26, 2022
Get the kiwi landmug. “Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”
by Your mates mate January 30, 2024
Get the kiwi microwavemug. When a girl uses a Kiwi as a tampon during her period and then uses it as part of abpost-sex gourmet meal for her partner.
by Jewish Rape victims April 19, 2017
Get the pussy kiwimug. Kinda like a slave.
The average people of New Zealand, a country in the South Pacific with extreme centrist politics and deep resentment for anything that suffers. They’re lovely people, just don’t expect them to care much about anything outside their sphere.
Rogernomics has pervaded every aspect of the known universe to the typical kiwi, a blind and gormless creature trapped on an island under dark and mysterious foreign influences. Socially defined by the legacy of Jimmy Busby (a legendary Aussie pisshead,) together Billy Hobson and his Merry Band of Psychopaths, The NZ Police, better known as ‘The Pigs’, continue to enforce the marginalisation of anything that looks weird to them, thus defining the general mood of entitled NIMBYism amongst kiwis, the aspiring Mum & Dad Investor.
Whilst kiwis are held up as an emblem of New Zealand, they are in fact quite rare. Most of them are actually experimental automatons, deployed to model optimal consumer behaviour in order to test new and novel population level manipulation techniques in a controlled environment. Kiwis are test subjects, mostly ignorant of their surreptitious paradigm of self determination and participation in wider society.
The average people of New Zealand, a country in the South Pacific with extreme centrist politics and deep resentment for anything that suffers. They’re lovely people, just don’t expect them to care much about anything outside their sphere.
Rogernomics has pervaded every aspect of the known universe to the typical kiwi, a blind and gormless creature trapped on an island under dark and mysterious foreign influences. Socially defined by the legacy of Jimmy Busby (a legendary Aussie pisshead,) together Billy Hobson and his Merry Band of Psychopaths, The NZ Police, better known as ‘The Pigs’, continue to enforce the marginalisation of anything that looks weird to them, thus defining the general mood of entitled NIMBYism amongst kiwis, the aspiring Mum & Dad Investor.
Whilst kiwis are held up as an emblem of New Zealand, they are in fact quite rare. Most of them are actually experimental automatons, deployed to model optimal consumer behaviour in order to test new and novel population level manipulation techniques in a controlled environment. Kiwis are test subjects, mostly ignorant of their surreptitious paradigm of self determination and participation in wider society.
When we first arrived in New Zealand, my family and I were so grateful for the opportunity. Kiwis were so nice and welcoming and everybody was so kind, I got a job in a taxi which paid almost as much as I earned as an orthopaedic surgeon in India. The hospitals here are fine establishments, the kiwi doctors were very professional when my son was beaten to bloody pulp at school for being different. Our kiwi landlord is a kind man, he’s giving us a big discount so we only pay $22,000 a month for a very comfortable apartment in Sandringham, and there are only nine families sharing two showers and three toilets! I’m sure he will repair the holes and leaks soon, it’s only been three years since we mentioned it to him and he’s very busy with all his RSE workers.
by Mr42 November 17, 2021
Get the Kiwimug.