Kiwi

Some who dope but got a massive penis

Zach is so kiwi

by Vaginalover1574 November 13, 2020

Golden Kiwi

It's when a man sticks his penis in a woman's butt and pees.

Man I really gave that girl a golden kiwi last night.

by LordPissbucket June 14, 2023

Kiwi

A kia vehicle shaped kiwi

Hey did you see that kiwi over there, i think im gonna buy it.

by Kiwi seed August 13, 2017

Kiwi Stuntin'

Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)

Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."

by reallifeluper January 5, 2017

Kiwi

Synonym for cool

Also means slang for guy with a massive penis

Wow that guy is so kiwi
Wow you have a nice kiwi

by Vaginalover1574 November 24, 2020

kiwi businessman

A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.

Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "

Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...

Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).

by TURDBO PRIME May 2, 2023

Kiwi Stamp

When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.

When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.

by Sailor Sada July 8, 2021